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  TheCrispyCat  |  20

Her life isn't actually like that.

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  klorehore  |  24

Friend 1: "Did you hear that Liza got engaged? " Friend 2: "What, no way! How did that cock juggling thundercunt find someone before me?" Friend 1: "Makes you believe in miracles huh? " Friend 2 calls OP "OMG hiiii sweetie, why didn't you tell me you got engaged? I am so happy for you! "

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  Alastor13X  |  8

Quit bitching about good rumors, take a page from Nike and Just do it. If your life isn't that awesome, you have the power to make it better. You just gotta put the work into it.

By  Aquaman911  |  18

Your life suck BALLS

By  subhaan786  |  19

I'm sure you will be engaged soon. I can bet money you're a pretty girl just be confident in your self and smile :)

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  DocBastard  |  38

You must be A) a soothsayer, B) a pathological liar, C) an annoying optimist, or D) trying to get in OP's pants. Whichever the correct answer is, I hate you.

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  subhaan786  |  19

Ha, that's funny, I try to make something negative slightly more positive, and I'm an annoying optimist just because life doesn't fuck me off like it does you don't mean I can't be happy or try to make others happy, you're clearly not happy, and there's a reason for that, I'm not going to guess what it is that's making you unhappy but I hope you have someone to change that Am I annoying enough for you?

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  abusch  |  9

Wow, way to be a patronising jerk. Somebody is pretty, so if they just smile and act confident they'll find a man? Personality, intelligence, humour, have nothing to do with it I suppose? You, I'm afraid, are a misogynist, and the worst kind at that - one of those who think that they're actually just being 'nice'.

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  ShowMeKay  |  20

People seriously need to lighten up to DocBastard's humour. I don't get what's so hard to understand. Side note: I love that GentlemanBastard is the person siding with DocBastard. Good to see bastards uniting! Lol

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  DocBastard  |  38

Kay - I've always been misunderstood. It's a curse or something. Subhaan - You're new here, so I'll be gentle - it's a fucking joke. I don't hate optimists. In fact, I don't hate anyone. Except Chris Brown. Fuck that guy.

By  J3R3MYY  |  14

Well maybe make it reality. Not necessarily get engaged but you should try something more adventurous. Boring and normal is.. Well boring and normal.

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