Can you say "oral fixation"!?!

It's not your fault...

O-Orial Fix-Fixa-Fixashion? No? Dammit!

I think he has a bone to pick with his dentist.

Not while getting a filling, I can't. If only there was some way to show you...

I guess you were happy to see the dentist.

I just OPs a guy or this could be a completely different FML

norwal dictation! damn it!

is the dentist cute?

Attack of the indiscriminate boner!!! I guess a good thing about being a chick is I never have to deal with that sort of thing. FYL OP.

I guess OP wanted to do some drilling of his own.

And your teeth are bonerrific

I always get boners at my dentist

At least it wasint a physical..

Well that's inconvenient...

Is your dentist the one from horrible bosses?

More like boner after dentist!

Rimshot!

Spontaneous boners are the worst.

Random boners are great. Everyone loves Boners.

The clinical term is narb. No apparent reason boner.

Did OPs dentist drill him hard???.... I'm sorry someone had to say it

Actually it's RBS random boner syndrome

I see what you did there #9...

9 beat me to it. Fail

Today, it took me like 15 tries to click this FML. FML

LMFAO!!

Only took me 10 ha loser :)

Huh and to think I scrolled through the fmls using the arrows at the top. It's pretty simple...

Who said it was spontaneous? ;)

Did you have a hot dentist, and hoped that your appointment would turn into some kinky porno?

Jennifer Aniston from horrible bosses.

She sure was jennifer annistom

Better than having a boner at a funeral.

Better than a boner at the holocaust museum

Better than a boner at a family reunion

Better than a .. CCCOMBO BRRREAKERR

Not better then a V8!

Not better than crispy bacon!!!!!!!!!!

Not better than doing your hot dentist

Better then not having a boner at a boner convention

Stiffy? Haha

better than having a boner while hugging your mother.

What was your platoon?

On the bright side, better you than the dentist!

Did the laughing gas make you happy?

I always wear a hoodie to the dentist.

Obviously your penis wants some tending to as well.

With drills and hooks and the like.

Open wide.

And say, 'Uhn..'

Now spit!

Spitters are quitters #40!

Haha! But the difference between- like and love is spits or swallows. (:

Yes and showing off = gargling

Delicious

Your username matches the context of your comment.

And so his profile picture.

Was it a long and hard trip?

No, it was a long and hard rise!

I bet you wanted to fill the dentist's cavity, if you know what I mean.

No I don't can you explain it to me....

33 stfu you are killing all of our brain cells. Just leave FML until you learn how to form a proper sentence with correct spelling.

I don't either :3

Step one, look up the definiton of cavity if you don't already know it. Step two, apply logic.