By itchtoscratch - 04/07/2016 04:14

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Today, I get more pleasure out of scratching my balls than I do out of any sexual activity with my girlfriend. FML
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kusje 29

Do something about it. Yes, it's that easy.

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puppies4life 10

The comments on this post are really great

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LyricaSilvan 29

And talking about it isn't an option? Nothing gets fixed if you don't bring it up. Talk to her. Look up some creative sex ideas. Try some things.

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MessedUpLife00 13

The first time I read through this FML post, I thought it implied that he gets pleasure from scratching his balls, and he hasn't had sex with his girlfriend, but after reading the comments, I dumped out the ignorance, and figured out what he actually meant!

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adjwejaelwkdc 21

I must have been scratching my balls wrong my entire life.

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Jdgreen429 13

Maybe you should try communicating with her about it instead of expecting her to be great in bed she probably feels the same way but doesn't know how to talk to you about it

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Marine23Risk 6

Try switching stuff up. Try new positions, or role playing to excite you again.

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Jurbla 14

If it's that difficult for you to just talk to your girlfriend about how to improve your sex lives, I doubt your balls are actually big enough to scratch.

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