Health: Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 08:40 - United States

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

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luke1995fg 10

Friday 24 February 2012 11:55

How did you manage to do that???

neverdrinkSODA 12

Friday 24 February 2012 11:56

don't force it OP. that never ends well. just let it come naturally

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ClydeFroq 4

Friday 24 February 2012 12:13

that's awesome!

perdix 29

Friday 24 February 2012 12:14

Under pressure, pushing down on you, pressing down on me, no man has more! You should have been doing sporadic quick bursts to prevent the pressure build-up, like all the high-class chicks do!

redbluegreen 40

Friday 24 February 2012 13:40

Under pressure. Do do do do do do do.

GP14brBaller 5

Sunday 26 February 2012 21:30

^ my thoughts exactly.

Akharr01 5

Friday 24 February 2012 12:28

Oops

goldfishgod 20

Friday 24 February 2012 12:32

Okay, now I'm going to be really careful when I fart.

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Friday 24 February 2012 12:34

I'd be more worried about your butthole if you can fart hard enough to give yourself a hernia.

barleyguy 17

Friday 24 February 2012 12:34

That sounds rough ouch

yourmofo 6

Friday 24 February 2012 12:36

I gave myself a hernia while ********.

perdix 29

Friday 24 February 2012 12:57

Lots of hernias are caused by sneezing.

SexyQueen0905 24

Friday 24 February 2012 12:47

Oh my, that sounds way more painful than funny. Yikes!

bobthebuilder33 3

Friday 24 February 2012 12:54

Wouldn't that stink ;)

KaR1sma 6

Friday 24 February 2012 12:56

Wow must have been a pretty big one

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