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By icried - 26/01/2016 02:11 - United States - South Holland
Today, I gave my first blowjob. Due to mostly nerves and overcompensating what I could take, I threw up all over myself. FML
<p>Wow.. that's..uh. Very unfortunate. Maybe start off with the toothbrush "desensitizing" method next time. lol</p>