By swollenpenis - 25/01/2013 06:11 - Canada - Calgary

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Today, I found out the hard way that I'm severely allergic to latex. FML
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ccf91 3

Doesn't matter, had sex.

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TheVoicesTalk 3

Took me a while to figure out how. I'm sorry op

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

The username is swollen penis?

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mansen 15

and now I finally get the true reason where that band swollen members got their name from...

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

My cousin found out the hard way too, when she was cat woman for Halloween. Truely horrible.

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muffinXmonster 12

Well I bet that was awkward

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supportcommand 17

She probably enjoyed your swollen penis though.

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Pitbull305 9

congrats on figuring out how to grow a couple of inches without "enlargement" pills. use your new powers wisely.

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willbur73q 7

I had to scroll way farther than I thought, to find this comment.

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cgd825 11

Lol get it hard way! He used a latex condom

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Kkkdawg 27

Thanks for that. I would not have gotten that without your help.

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perdix 29

#30, oddly enough, comment #22 is by someone who calls himself Pitbull305, but this sounds more like what Mr. Worldwide would actually say. Dale!

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ManInTheMachine 19

What was the hard way? Having a prostate exam or having sex? Both sound equally bad to me.

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