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Wifwolf. It's a wifwolf. 'Were' is the anglo-saxon word for 'man'. 'Wif' is the word for 'woman'. Therefore a female 'were'wolf would be a wifwolf. Unless you suggest that the OP becomes a man that turns into a woman under full moon, which would be confusing for everyone involved.

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God damn it rattusrattus, how dare you teach me something here! This is FML, not a linguistics class! Lolololol *cough cough* Nevermind. Carry on.

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Sure, you can be sexist. Free speech and all that. Just expect people to call you out on your bullshit. Y'know, because free speech. Also, that was one of the most misogynistic things I've heard outside of the various arseholes of the internet. Still pretty fuckin' misogynistic.

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Bit of werewolf knowledge going on... Interesting but weird. Lol I always thought werewolf referred to both sexes, however I have heard the term shewolf. I wonder if she'd become the scariest monster out there if her period and the full moon landed on the same day...

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Sexiest female vampire was in Bram Stokers Dracula and was his #1 wife. Thats who I'd be ;)

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I was waiting for someone to say that. Oh eww... He stepped in fairy shit... It's all over the bottom of his shoe- oh wait nevermind, that's just Edward.

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Or decapitation. You could shoot him with a silver coated mortar shell and decapitate him at the same time.

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3- your comment reminds me of the method they used to determine if a person was a witch or not: if she drowns, then she wasn't a witch.

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Oh here come the grammar Nazi's, regardless you get the juste of it. You people NEED lives. You really do. Take things as a grain of salt and learn to laugh! Hahaha

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good for you mr. grammar nazi, nobody gives a crap. it's the internet, not english language class alright? you seem to have those 2 things mixed up. so screw off with your stupid english lessons and take them back to the classroom where you teach foreigners english. people like you that correct peoples grammar/spelling on the internet as if it actually matters here need to get a life

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Actually, abbreviations, dates, and a few others can have apostrophes without showing ownership. It's a personal preference really. This is if the grammar rules haven't changed.

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105- what did the one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month.

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