Animals: Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While...

By pritch44 - 17/06/2010 16:12 - United States

Today, I found out that we have six skunks under my shed. While I was mowing the lawn, they all came out and sprayed me. FML

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By skunked - 18/06/2013 18:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was visiting my childhood home, and I checked out my old treehouse. A family of skunks had made it their home, and I was promptly sprayed upon entering. FML

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By moosemay - 06/02/2016 11:42 - Germany - W?rzburg

Today, I heard a noise in my garage so I grabbed a baseball bat and went to look. The skunk I stirred was actually better armed than me. FML

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By siannacasey - 03/07/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, I left my bedroom window open to let in some fresh air while I slept. A skunk got in and sprayed my room. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2022 06:00

Today, I had my window opened slightly, without a screen behind it. I walked into the living room and smelled a skunk. I looked out the window and saw a skunk, so I quickly closed the window. However, it was too late. Before I could do so, it turned and sprayed me, a few meters of my house, and our front porch too. FML

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By yif2 - 16/05/2015 11:47 - United States

Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML

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By Al - 10/03/2010 02:07 - United States

Today, while attempting a DIY pest removal, one of our tenants lit a skunk on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2019 00:01

Today, I spent five hours in the back seat of a car with two dogs. Both had been sprayed by a skunk earlier in the day. One had a gas problem. FML

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By StairwayToEvan92 - 09/09/2019 22:00

Today, I ran over my third skunk in over 16 days. I should probably return my driver's license to the DMV. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2012 20:08 - United States - Hobart

Today, while mowing the lawn, I was attacked by an underground hornet nest. I now have many stings, two scared dogs, and a mower still running outside. The hornets are swarming it and some are sitting on the lever, as if to turn it off. It's like they know. FML

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 18 June 2010 0:18

Lol. Time to contact a vet; they usually know how to deodorize. A vet specializing in exotics or maybe even a ferret shelter could possibly point you in the right direction. Just by all means, call them; don't just drop in >.<

Yousoodeservedit 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:16

don't let dogs know where they are. they tend to always get sprayed when they are around which is not fun espicially If they are a house dog

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livrox 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 23:34

eww your gonna need a lot of tomatoe juice

FYLDeep 25

Thursday 17 June 2010 23:41

Should have been mowing some skunks. Run their asses down.

Moshpoint0 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 23:44

Or go Rambo on them with a knife or bow if you're gonna get messy.

FiveStar83 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 23:52

lol!!! FYL

xcrushh 0

Thursday 17 June 2010 23:58

Ahaha. All 6? Wth? I feel so bad for you.

paduanim1 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:15

the only thing that works is pure vinegar...bathe in it!

Yousoodeservedit 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:16

don't let dogs know where they are. they tend to always get sprayed when they are around which is not fun espicially If they are a house dog

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Friday 18 June 2010 0:18

EinSteinFYL 0

Friday 18 June 2010 0:28

I think after a massive skunk offensive like that, all hope in deodorizing is lost. The vet might point you toward an auto store, where you can pick up an air-freshener. Hope you like new car smell OP.