Health: Today, I found out that the growing red spot on my eyeball is...

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By kentrm - 05/08/2016 15:30 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that the growing red spot on my eyeball is actually a cyst. FML

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C0BALT_6 6

Wednesday 10 August 2016 1:15

oh shit...... that reeeeaaallly sucks

NeneJPhilly 8

Thursday 11 August 2016 0:17

Oh my goodness, get that checked out immediately! Cysts are no joke.

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PleaseFMH 10

Saturday 6 August 2016 23:43

op cysts are not a matter to be handled lightly go to the Doctor ASAP... especially for one on the eye you could possibly go blind , good luck OP

C0BALT_6 6

Wednesday 10 August 2016 1:15

oh shit...... that reeeeaaallly sucks

NeneJPhilly 8

Thursday 11 August 2016 0:17

Oh my goodness, get that checked out immediately! Cysts are no joke.

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