Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze...

By Anonymous - 06/01/2014 19:13 - United States - Lexington

Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Leanna - 10/04/2017 12:00

Today, I cleaned my entire house. Ready for a fresh finishing touch in the bedroom, I grabbed the Febreze and lightly sprayed over my clean bedding, carpeting, and clothing. Then a pungent odor hit me. It seems someone forgot to label the bottle when they filled it with vinegar instead. FML

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By thatstinks - 07/04/2011 03:12 - Iceland

Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2012 07:24 - United States - Everett

Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML

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Taking the piss

By kafreen - 30/08/2016 19:35 - United States - Tucson

Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML

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By peteswentzbass - 26/01/2013 17:18 - Netherlands - Nuenen

Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML

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Drip drip drip

By ewww - 03/04/2009 00:46 - United States

Today, I used the community vacuum to clean my dorm. When spots started appearing on the floor, I assumed it was leaking water. By the time I finished there were tons of wet spots on the floor. Later I found out that someone had just used that very vacuum to suck up vomit. FML

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By urinetrouble - 04/05/2017 06:00 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML

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How smelly is your piss?

By Anonymous - 08/04/2021 21:00 - Finland

Today, I peed myself in the dressing room after work when I sneezed. Someone else just walked in as I was trying to dry off my jeans with paper, and probably smelled that I had peed myself. FML

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By katams - 26/02/2012 12:28 - United States

Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2015 09:26 - United States - Natick

Today, I was in class and I smelled what I thought was month-old trash coming from a student in front of me. I politely ignored the smell, only to realize a few hours later that the persistent smell wasn't coming from every student in my university, but was from my shoes. FML

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BVBarmy_girl 22

Monday 6 January 2014 23:15

Now introducing: "Peebreze"

cyttex 13

Monday 6 January 2014 23:12

Oh the joys of college.

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SWC_Penguin 17

Monday 6 January 2014 23:21

Was the coat's first weird smell from a different bottle you'd found in the dorm bathroom?

perdix 29

Monday 6 January 2014 23:26

Well, at least you went from a weird smell to an easily-identifiable one.

catella_fml 12

Monday 6 January 2014 23:44

That's why you don't keep anything near the toilet 0.o

murdersquirrel 15

Tuesday 7 January 2014 8:39

yeah just assume everyone is going to pee in anything near a toilet. not the toilet itself or anything. cause this happens a lot to everyone.

catella_fml 12

Tuesday 7 January 2014 19:09

It's college...expect the unexpected

olpally 32

Monday 6 January 2014 23:45

Safe to say that you should set fire to your coat now.

FemskyD 26

Monday 6 January 2014 23:55

That sucks however i do find it hilarious xD

Fr0gs 15

Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:24

How drun..

Sabine305 4

Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:27

Shoot that person.

illegalbeagle69 23

Tuesday 7 January 2014 0:50

Well, you know what they say: Better to be pissed off than pissed on.. but.. I guess.. you were pissed on.. kind of.

worldclassrager 39

Tuesday 7 January 2014 1:16

Well time to buy your own frabreeze and keep it to yourself..,

buckdharma 36

Tuesday 7 January 2014 1:31

Could have been worse. Could have been throat spray.

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Taking the piss

Drip drip drip

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