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True fact: she did not give birth to the child. Just took a stroll thru the nursery at the local hospital

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true fact: she didn't just buy her new high powered telescope and map of your neighborhood so she could check out the social hot spots.

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true fact: she bought rope, a gag, and lacy underwear for a "house party" where only you were invited.

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True fact: true fact is soon to be a meme. Oh and OP you'll find those frequent notes from her are now starting to begin with "true fact".

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True fact: Stupid ass mother fuckers that can't take joke and make fun of gingers means that they are fucking faggots who have no god damn soul. So all of you mother fuckers who make fun of gingers, have no damn soul.

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True fact: Alfool, maybe he just said it. PhillyD didn't buy the rights to it. But I do agree oh so much; bitches be crazy matey. Arr.

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When the kid grows up he'll be like: "Today, I found out I was named after my mothers ex-boyfriend. FML."

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6's comment might not be the best, but I'm clueless why he's getting so many people ganging up on it. Am I missing something?

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107 - Because on FML, once person attacks and gets thumbs up, everyone else suddenly wants to make the same joke for thumbs. By that logic, SCREW YOU 6.

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seriously, who voted him down? this is an obvious reference to the movie, which is about a crazy as fuck stalker chick. I think it's pretty appropriate. do your research people.

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