Money: Today, I found out that my roomate has been going to the casino...

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2016 04:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out that my roomate has been going to the casino everytime i give him my share of the rent. we have been given an eviction notice. FML

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Monday 13 June 2016 16:31

punch him in the face and balls

killerlol 12

Monday 13 June 2016 17:37

Put hotsauce in his underwear

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Monday 13 June 2016 16:31

punch him in the face and balls

killerlol 12

Monday 13 June 2016 17:37

Put hotsauce in his underwear

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