Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my (now ex) girlfriend sent in a letter...

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By kvb81295 - 26/04/2016 09:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my (now ex) girlfriend sent in a letter to the air force recruiter about the eat disorder that I had 5 years ago. Now I've been kicked out of the air force 1 week before I was set to ship out. fml

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tikatica 17

Tuesday 26 April 2016 22:20

She probably really didn't want you too leave, but still not an ok thing to do.

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tikatica 17

Tuesday 26 April 2016 22:20

She probably really didn't want you too leave, but still not an ok thing to do.

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