Love: Today, I found out that my girlfriend of close to three years...

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By everestsummit - 08/06/2016 17:52 - United States - Minot

Today, I found out that my girlfriend of close to three years intentially marked herself as single on Facebook. Four Months Ago. FML

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hoponpip 20

Thursday 9 June 2016 12:26

dump her.

dansco 24

Friday 10 June 2016 4:58

It's Facebook. Who cares. If she's still going out with you then that's all that matters.

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hoponpip 20

Thursday 9 June 2016 12:26

dump her.

sk1tt135 22

Thursday 9 June 2016 15:38

I think you mean intentionally.

dansco 24

Friday 10 June 2016 4:58

It's Facebook. Who cares. If she's still going out with you then that's all that matters.

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