By Dumped - / Thursday 18 February 2010 08:58 / United States
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By  oh_dee  |  0

Wow, this sucks a lot (especially if you really loved her), but it's a good thing that you broke up...cheating shouldn't be tolerated and she should feel guilty for what she did. I'm not sure if I would have the strength to give a guy another chance if he cheated on me.

  Enoch134  |  0

sadly this happen to me :( yet when I tried to tell her it didn't matter I still loved her she walked away 4 weeks later I found out she is spreading rumors that I beat her 0.o (I did not) now I can't get a date:(

By  KiDD66  |  0

haha 1st!(:
anywho its good that y'all broke up if she cheated on you 1s whos to say she wont do it again so be happy thats over

  Ouroboros_fml  |  0

Next time your would-be anniversary rolls around, send her an anniversary card, but cross out whatever is written inside and write "Tipsy Tipsy Trollup" and draw a stickfigure of a drunken whore with a sign around her neck reading "Handjobs 25 cents, Blowjobs $2, the works, $5"

  sourgirl101  |  21

#114 that is too funny! I'm picturing the drawing! Seems that Op would rather be with a hoe then alone. Sorry for your heartbreak. Don't worry there are still plenty of hoes out there to replace her.

By  tiancai  |  0

Too much unnecessary details, the first sentence is enough to constitute an FML. Who cares why she dumped you and for what reasons, since you would have dumped the whore anyway (unless you are retarded, or desperate, or a wimp with no balls).

By  m11583  |  0

Wow, this is word for word what happened to me, and she was from Cali too. Does she live near San Fransisco?

So in conclusion "Same B*tch, Different C*nt"


Today, I washed my boyfriend's work clothes, trying to make up for a fight we had earlier. After taking them out, I found his phone, wallet and keys at the bottom of the washer, completly waterlogged. This is not the peace offering I'd hoped for. FML

By bigbagofnope - / Friday 17 June 2016 20:17 / United Kingdom

Today, I ran into a girl I used to go to school with. We went out for dinner to catch up, and we ended up at my house, watching movies and cuddling. This fantastic and spontaneous date was concluded with several kisses. I dropped her off at her car and drove off. I forgot to get her number. FML

By PIRATE_ - / Monday 27 April 2009 07:21 / United States
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