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By Anonymous - 15/04/2013 02:11 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend chooses extra shifts at work over hanging out with me. Every time. She doesn't even like her job. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2021 14:01

Today, after I took extra shifts to be able take the woman I loved out for special weekend, she dumped me and now I'm working extra shift for no reason. FML

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Coercive freak

By Anonymous - 14/08/2023 18:02 - United States - Towaco

Today, my girlfriend hates my friends and I'm not allowed to talk or hang out with them. She keeps threatening my job. The only reason I'm still with her is because she will try and get me fired. She's crazy and so is the rest of her family. FML

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Burden

By Overworked - 11/05/2023 09:00 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, my girlfriend suggested that she needs a "cuddle buddy" because I'm never home to spend with her. I have to work two jobs to pay the bills because she keeps calling in "sick" from her job. FML

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By irresponsible - 14/08/2010 20:41 - United States

Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML

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By WhoLikesPie - 25/07/2015 15:51 - United States - Tampa

Today, I went to my girlfriend's job to surprise her for lunch, her manager said she hasn't worked on a Saturday in two months. FML

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Rivalry

By todd - 01/02/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML

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Passive-aggressive

By Anonymous - 09/02/2024 22:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I voiced my unhappiness to my girlfriend, as I wanted to go to a class before we met her friends this weekend, and she said she hated back-to-back events. It was unfair as she often planned her work before our dates, and ended up being late. She became paggro, all because I want to learn a new skill. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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Here comes trouble

By Anonymous - 11/11/2023 01:02

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's new friend is actually her "replacement". They met a few months ago, and she's really cool, we share the same interests, it's nice to spend time with her, etc., but my girlfriend planned to break up with me and "trained" her because she doesn't want me to be lonely. FML

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By BrokeAndPsst - 12/04/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, my girlfriend chose the most expensive restaurant in town, then spent the entire time facebooking, texting, and playing games on her phone while I dined in silence. This is the second time we've been out this week. She didn't even eat her food. I didn't even get a thank you. FML

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karlcolt45 19

Monday 15 April 2013 9:04

money says jump, cat say how high

gorjuzmel 10

Monday 15 April 2013 9:52

Maybe she just has a good work ethic and could use the money?

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gorjuzmel 10

Monday 15 April 2013 9:52

Maybe she just has a good work ethic and could use the money?

kyu_Q 19

Monday 15 April 2013 22:25

My ex used to do the same thing. Our relationship ended shortly after. Get out before you find out there is more to her 'working' late than relates to her actual job

pimpcrackerz 7

Monday 15 April 2013 9:53

time to find someone thats not a bitch

01Ben21 10

Monday 15 April 2013 9:58

Probably time to get a new one..

bamagrl410 31

Monday 15 April 2013 10:07

Yea or maybe she just needs the money for bills/ expenses. I hate having to work so much sometimes because I miss out on a lot of things, but its just what I have to do to pay for things.

NoFlippinWai 24

Monday 15 April 2013 10:08

My dad always said "Go. Go. Make that money. When you arent making it youre losing it" I hate my job but I love working.

aok0989 10

Monday 15 April 2013 10:14

Maybe she just really needs the money. I don't like my job but I'll take as many hours as I can. And you never know, maybe she's trying to save up to buy you something special.

audreyfml1994 15

Monday 15 April 2013 10:17

Maybe she really needs the money? Ever thought of that?

bton810 5

Monday 15 April 2013 10:22

Maybe she needs the money

_Princess_Peach_ 9

Monday 15 April 2013 10:30

Everyone needs the money! Anyway, quality beats quantity, so make some plans to take her somewhere and have a fun day out.

photoquilty 6

Monday 15 April 2013 10:40

"Girlfriend." Have you confirmed commitment status? :(

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Today, as I was walking my dog, some self-righteous animal activist berated me on how it was animal abuse to put my dog on a leash. Despite warning her, she crouched down to undo it, my dog charged at her, giving her a gash on the cheek. She kicked my dog for it, and is now threatening to sue me. FML

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Today, I ate at Waffle House for lunch, and had a Pork Chop Dinner. I'd never had it before, but I definitely I won’t get it again because later on I was getting ready for a shower and I try to let a fart out. Bad idea, because I shat all over my bathroom. Now I think I have food poisoning from it. FML

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Today, it was my mother’s birthday. I was on my way to pick up her cake but I got into a car accident and ended up in the emergency room. When I call her to explain what happened, she called me an useless fuck for ruining her birthday by not bringing the cake. She’s yet to ask if I'm okay. FML

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Today, I walked in on the guy I called a cuck in high school going down on my sister. FML

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Today, I threw my clothes in the laundry and had only penguin pajamas to wear. My mother forgot to mention that she was expecting a handyman. Guess who got greeted by an adult woman in a penguin suit. FML

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Today, I went to my grandma's yard sale, only to find my baby pictures being sold for 25 cents each. FML

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Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

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