Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my father is a cross-dresser. FML. - FML

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By feministrology - 25/04/2016 17:16

Today, I found out that my father is a cross-dresser. FML.

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ToriDawnxx 15

Tuesday 26 April 2016 1:48

I don't understand why this is a FML, honestly, you should just accept your father as he is and let him do what makes him happy. :)

Zedscar 34

Tuesday 26 April 2016 3:33

Comment policy button still says we cannot say if it's worthy or not. It's understandable to have a few teething problems at the start.

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alexishbu 16

Tuesday 26 April 2016 0:39

Caitlyn jenner 2.0???

ToriDawnxx 15

Tuesday 26 April 2016 1:48

I don't understand why this is a FML, honestly, you should just accept your father as he is and let him do what makes him happy. :)

Zedscar 34

Tuesday 26 April 2016 3:26

Seeing as this section is apparently still part of the moderation section, are we allowed to say this is worthy or not? I would think yes. This isn't FML worthy, and our comments would be stricken in the other section, so what are the rules here? The buttons should be 'worthy' or 'not worthy', or something similar.

Zedscar 34

Tuesday 26 April 2016 3:33

Comment policy button still says we cannot say if it's worthy or not. It's understandable to have a few teething problems at the start.

Zedscar 34

Tuesday 26 April 2016 3:47

Sorry, this was supposed to be an addition to my reply to #2.

Mrtigerblue 14

Tuesday 26 April 2016 7:44

am I the only one that thinks your life sucks and phew I'm glad that isn't me are basically the same?

Andei 19

Tuesday 26 April 2016 10:48

Yep, I agree.

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