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By Anonymous - 26/03/2016 05:11 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found out that my ex boyfriend whom I dated for three years is now with the girl that was "just a friend". I found out through Snapchat. I knew I shouldn't have doubted my homewrecker radar. FML

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