Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account...

By msmusiclover7 - 27/02/2010 15:58 - United States

Today, I found out that my dad recently created a Facebook account for himself. So I friended him. He refuses to accept my friend request. He did, however, accept my sister's. FML

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By snow - 22/09/2009 09:12 - Australia

Today, I found my biological father, who I have never met, on facebook and decided to message him. He blocked me. FML

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By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

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By Noname - 11/02/2009 01:22 - United States

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

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By FuglyBetty - 13/11/2014 16:44 - Norway - Arendal

Today, my dad finally added me on Facebook, When I looked through his photos, I quickly noticed he'd heavily photoshopped the photos I'm in to make me look prettier. FML

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By poked - 06/03/2011 00:24 - United States

Today, my father who left my family over 10 years ago and never contacted us or paid child support, poked me on Facebook. FML

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By IceWrath - 16/08/2015 08:14 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my elderly dad learned how to use Facebook. He now spends most of his time messaging me about his meals, his bowel movements and his foot fungus. He's now learning how to use Skype. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/08/2012 21:40 - Ireland - Kilkelly

Today, my dad introduced me to my half-sister. He'd only recently found out that he had another daughter by another woman, and had only just met her. She and I have been in the same class in school for the past three years. FML

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By Tang - 27/02/2017 08:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he wasn't on Facebook for the last two days. It turned out his father found out we were talking, and banned him from logging on. He's 19. FML

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By Nick - 26/01/2010 21:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML

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By Candy_Crushed - 08/09/2017 22:30 - United States - Mims

Today, after nearly three years of no contact whatsoever, I received a Facebook notification from my father. Eager to see what he said, I pulled it up only to see a game request. He had run out of lives on Candy Crush. FML

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LoveTheBk 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 19:55

ahahha that's my dad right there because he's cheating on my step mom!!

JamieR1263 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:05

At least he doesn't create fake accounts to make it seem like he has a load of friends like my dad does...

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Ucla_cupcake 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:07

Lol I wouldn't have friend requested my parent. Screw that! Just be happy he won't annoy the hell out of you.

musiclife_fml 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:07

Trust me, you don't necessarily want your dad to be your friend on facebook anyway

fuckmylife1985 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:09

I am sure it was accident, trust me.

goonie85 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:10

I think I'd be OK with that.... My friend's mom wants to go to her bachelorette party, I think that's weird. Some things in life should be separate.

fuckmylife1985 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:15

Damn, i wouldnt want my dad to be there for my bachelor party. Too weird.

treesdevin 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:20

look at the bright side he won't know what your doing on facebook... like your status , etc.... but honestly that's ****** up ... fyl lol

mylifeisaverage9 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:26

I wish my parents didn't want me on their friends list. Then I wouldn't have to censor my statuses/posts. Consider yourself lucky.

gummiworms 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:37

ur dad is gay for doin that to u

RabenSchwartz 3

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:56

Because doing that it totally "gay", yeah no, I think you meant stupid. Gay is not the same thing as stupid, why don't people understand that?

GodBarack 5

Saturday 27 February 2010 23:39

Can we please stop insulting gay people? It's extrememly degrading.

ily1210 10

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:41

dont you not want your parents on fb? instead of the toher way around?

rachel7482 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 6:25

wow he must like u alot! I think I know who the favorite iz!!

Hiropon 0

Saturday 27 February 2010 20:48

lol. My dad and mom forced me to accept their friend request. And I can't curse anymore. Aww.

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