Health: Today, I found out that my dad is going to be in a wheelchair... - FML

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By 113265 - 23/03/2016 01:46 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I found out that my dad is going to be in a wheelchair for the rest of his life due to 3 collapsed disks in his back. My boyfriend noticed I was upset and asked what was wrong. I told him about my dad and all he said was, "That's cool!!" He doesn't understand why I'm upset with him.FML

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