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By dontdrink - 19/04/2016 07:37 - Anonymous Proxy

Today, I found out that last night me and my sister had got so drunk at a friends party that we had apparently made out with each other. Good news is neither of us remember anything. Bad news is that someone took a picture and half our school has it. FML.

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