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I can say from experience that this is a true story. Until they realize you were sleeping the whole time, and then give you angry looks every Sunday afterwards.

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If this started happening to me, I would pretend to be a messanger from god, and have the people of the church perform tasks that I assign to them. When they find out that I have been tricking them, I will say "Shut the fuck up and go complain about it on FML so I can type a comment that says, YDI for being stupid and gullible."

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I fall asleep at church all the time!! that hasn't happened before tho o.o maybe because my head always bobs back and forth like when you're asleep and I always lean on someones shoulder so I guess people know I'm sleeping lollll and Jesus FTW he's muh home boy word

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church is seriously scary as a mothfucka,you got this shit with the tunges somtimes peopole start screaming,that's why I'm always telling my mom I'm going to the bathroom and sitting outside

I can say from experience that this is a true story. Until they realize you were sleeping the whole time, and then give you angry looks every Sunday afterwards.

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