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So you then joined the track team, had brains and bronze, and stole the head cheerleader from him? Like a boss?

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Proper revenge is in order. Start off small you know throw an egg at their locker and put pudding on the lock. Then write a gay love note for their male teacher who has a thing for 16-20 year old men. Sneeze in your hand and wipe it on their back. Form a nerd union and fight back be rebellious and be creative about your revenge.

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19- then the circle of revenge never stops eye for an eye best thing to do to stop it is don't respond we all know the jock is insecure so he has to do that stuff just walk away and you'll forget about it

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I have never witnessed that kind of bullying at my school ( jock vs. nerd ). But I'm a nerd myself and my friends are jocks so I don't know what to say. This post was pointless -_-

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When someone says jock what do they mean? Because I've never known of someone who would fit the stereotype in real life.

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And if they do see you (unlikely) you resort to the second defense plan: step to the side when they charge and use your "trip" ability, it's super effective and has a 20% chance for a critical hit.

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Nerd uses Trip! It's super effective and has a 80% chance critical attack (depending upon IQ points of said jock)

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I saw this one. They have a competition with all the other frats, and they clinch it with an epic '80s song. Then he nails the jock's hot girlfriend.

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Reach into your pocket and pretend you're pulling out a gun. That ought to stop him dead in his tracks If this doesn't work pull out a pen and poke him

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Don't worry, the average jock has a very low IQ score, and is easily confused. Down on hands and knees, meow, and tada, you are ninja cat, enjoy!

So you then joined the track team, had brains and bronze, and stole the head cheerleader from him? Like a boss?

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Not sure if the use of 'bronze' over 'brawns' is intentional... perhaps to refer to medals won as he joins said track team?

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Not sure if the use of "brawns" over "brawn" was intentional. "Brawns" is not a word. "Brawn" means possessing muscular strength.

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He could be on the football team or basketball team. Both sports require the players to run, and to run fast.

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I think it's the difference between an ability to sprint or having long-distance stamina. Hopefully our nerd also had a bit of a head start.

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Unfortunately there are also a fair amount of non-athlete douches Dx They tend to be more common than douche-letes these days :/

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I think even saying most athletic people are douches is an ignorant statement. Maybe where you guys live is full of dicks but there are plenty of "nerdy" kids who are good at sports here.

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Am I the only one who thought of the song 'loser like me' from glee after reading that comment,? :P

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