Love: Today I found out that a group of my male friends are waiting... - FML

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By Dazzled - 26/03/2016 20:19 - United States - San Francisco

Today I found out that a group of my male friends are waiting for my terminally ill boyfriend to die so they can "console" me. I found out because one dreamt about it and felt guilty. I've known some of them since childhood. I just don't know exactly who besides the one who admitted it....FML.

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