Health: Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been...

By u wot? - 14/02/2015 12:14 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML

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By me - 12/03/2012 02:49 - United States

Today, a guy came by my house and demanded my fiancé come out and fight. He explained that my fiancé had been stupid enough to not only troll on a local interest forum, but to leave his name and our address, inviting people to "come shut me up if you think you're tough enough." FML

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By jflac - 24/12/2014 12:03 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2016 14:56 - Netherlands

Today, a guy I blocked online for sending me creepy messages showed up at my house. I have no idea how he found my address, or even my real name. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:15 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2016 00:18 - Canada - Maple

Today, I found out that my best friend's psycho ex-girlfriend has been stalking me on social media for the past few months, when she contacted me asking why I was holding hands with him in a picture from over two years ago. FML

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Creepypasta

By running scared - 08/04/2016 09:40 - Norway

Today, I found out that my violent ex has moved to my country for the sole purpose of tracking me down. I know this because my former boss called and told me she gave him my address. She loves the idea of us getting back together because, "You're such a cute couple!" FML

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Fight! Fight! Fight!

By Anonymous - 02/03/2016 17:54 - United States - Cedar Rapids

Today, some muscle-head showed up at my house and started beating on me. Turned out my son had been posing online as a Navy SEAL, using a picture of me, and had dared this guy to come over and fight him. FML

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Catfished

By mylovelifeisanepicfail - 12/03/2015 13:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

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Asshat

By check your husband! - 04/01/2023 09:00

Today, I’ve been getting increasingly more threatening calls and texts all day from the wife of the guy I was seeing. I had no idea she existed, and even sent her screenshots of the texts he'd sent me saying he was single. It didn’t deter this psychopath one bit. Now I’m scared to leave my house. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2015 17:50 - United States

Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML

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Killswitchknot 20

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:36

what the hell is wrong with people these days?

blaw24 1

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:39

How pathetic and sad your ex must be

Comments

MyDadLeftMeInKFC 21

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:56

I would definitely, as another poster said, call the cops. It's not worth the stress to deal with it on your own. Good luck!

kidtoy 18

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:57

Well it probably time to make this a problem for her

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 15 February 2015 5:59

Maybe you should explain the way things are to this gentleman and then perhaps you could both pay a little visit to your crazy ex.

oobergoober89 16

Sunday 15 February 2015 6:00

I'm assuming he wouldn't fall for the old "it was my twin" thing. Sorry to hear your ex is crazy

doctorhook86 24

Sunday 15 February 2015 16:29

#15: My cousin married a guy who really does have an identical twin who really does get into serious trouble and try to blame it on his brother. The struggle is real, folks.

150493x 29

Sunday 15 February 2015 6:19

Keep a note of everything that's been said online etc and soon enough some nice policemen will show up at their house.

minesbiggerr 25

Sunday 15 February 2015 6:40

He comes to beat you shitless and you still call him a gentleman. That's some real manners there.

doctorhook86 24

Sunday 15 February 2015 16:34

#17: He removed his monocle before challenging OP to a bout of fisticuffs (with strict Marquess of Queensberry rules, of course).

spicyclubsauce 13

Sunday 15 February 2015 6:44

Lmao I'm so sorry

Livoniax9 8

Sunday 15 February 2015 6:46

you should report him.

doctorhook86 24

Sunday 15 February 2015 16:36

#19: Yeah, between punches just click the little exclamation point button.

TheFuckGiver1230 22

Sunday 15 February 2015 8:00

Reminds me of a story I read where a kid kept trolling a guy then the guy came and kicked his ass.

Bigfabthetruth52 22

Sunday 15 February 2015 14:54

yeah its was on Xbox live I think, he knew where he lived and was threatening to beat his ass while trash taking online and ended up coming there with a weapon if I can remember correctly.