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By SmallAngel - 22/03/2013 00:35 - United States - Aurora

Today, I found out my mom thought I was a lesbian because I dated a girl in high school. I didn't date anyone in high school. Apparently, guys never asked me out because my best friend told everyone that I was her girlfriend. I had a two-year lesbian relationship that I never knew about. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2019 22:00

Today, I found out that my mother has been telling everybody that I’m a lesbian, because both of her best friends have at least one gay child each, and she was feeling left out. This explains why people have been treating me differently the last few weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Longmont

Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML

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By LesboLover - 26/06/2019 02:30

Today, I found out that my crush is a lesbian. Everyone knew about it. Everyone also knew that I liked her. No one told me. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 01:57 - United States

Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML

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By KeEp.iT.A.SeCrEt - 17/04/2021 02:00

Today, a "friend" of mine told everyone that I had a crush on a girl I used to be really good friends with 2 years ago. I never liked her that way, and had said that only to hide the fact that I'm gay and don't feel safe with boys. Her current boyfriend is seriously annoyed with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2015 00:16 - United States - Oak Ridge

Today, my mom called me into the living room to say that she had something important to tell me. She then explained how she and my dad had "talked things over" and wanted me to know that they accept me and love me no matter what. Apparently my mom thinks I'm lesbian. I'm not. FML

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By Imnotfromhere - 29/08/2021 23:01

Today, I told my mom I was with my female friend last night, because I wasn't ready to tell her about my new boyfriend. I didn't realize he gave me a hickey and now my whole family thinks I'm a lesbian. They won't stop making fun of me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2009 08:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2011 07:56 - Australia

Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian, and that they 'played along' when I talked about guys. FML

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Friday 22 March 2013 9:17

Lesbihonest, you completely knew about it, didn't you?

Ameel_fml 19

Friday 22 March 2013 9:23

Oh man, the same thing happened to me in high school. My best friend told everyone that I was his girlfriend, so I ended up with no dates or boyfriends. I didn't find out until a couple of months after school ended, when an attractive guy from my class said he had a crush on me for the longest time but didn't want to approach me because I was already taken. All those years of feeling like I was this ugly, repellant monster that no guy wanted suddenly made sense.

Comments

mokielove 10

Friday 22 March 2013 10:07

kinda creepy, of a best friend to do a thing like that.

moonfull101 13

Friday 22 March 2013 11:04

Shocking how she managed to keep it for two years. Goodbye high school life

ragini95 16

Friday 22 March 2013 11:09

Wait... did your best friend actually think you were dating?

buddy51 23

Friday 22 March 2013 11:20

OP- Lesbian relationships are like that- they can sneak up on you and only those close to you will know.... You had a loving lesbian relationship in the imagination of your friend who also ****-blocked you... Ah, lesbians!

hoffmanam 13

Friday 22 March 2013 11:37

I'm sure that was the reason no one asked you out in high school

lashes_to_ashes 14

Friday 22 March 2013 12:09

This is really funny ahahahaha.

Feverrotes 15

Friday 22 March 2013 12:19

I don't know what school you go to, but most guys that went to my school (and just about every school I've heard of in the US) would've been all over you for a chance at a threesome.

Dadvocate 5

Friday 22 March 2013 12:53

I call bull. Too much shit too unlikely - news got around to your mom and not to you? - your mom never asked you about this for 2 years? - over 2 years nobody not even once brought this up to you? - guys never asked you out?????????? Opposite of reality, guys would be all over you.

fat1239 4

Friday 22 March 2013 13:14

What if she was super nasty?

jessherself13 21

Friday 22 March 2013 13:30

Everyone thought my best friend and I were dating in high school (they didn't understand the concept of a good friendship) but we knew about it, and both still got asked out. Unless you live in your own world, you should have heard something about it. Someone should have still hit on you or asked you out unless you're just severely unattractive.