By melikeyturtles / Tuesday 3 July 2012 15:08 / United States - Chicago
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By  mollysticks  |  10

Prune juice....ew

By  Calyx_fml  |  21

Prune juice It makes your bowels loose

By  beautifulbeau  |  4

What a shitty situation.


Why are you all so unnecessarily harsh? Sounds like there's some personal issues.


Today, I went for a really important job interview. She loved my portfolio and we got along really well. But I guess that a corner of my skirt got caught underneath my shoe when I stood up to shake her hand, exposing my teeny-tiny underwear and neglected bikini line. She didn't shake my hand back. FML

By ChrissiOfTheHill - / Thursday 18 June 2009 09:01 / Canada

Today, my boyfriend came home from a trip early without telling me. When I got to his house and saw his car there, I texted him and said, "Oh you asshole". About five minutes later, I got a text from my boss asking if that text was for him. FML

By DuckyDew - / Tuesday 16 August 2016 17:51 / United States - Aiken
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