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By guttedgirl - / Saturday 4 June 2011 11:35 / United Kingdom
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IKR? On a previous FML, it had a guy who saw his ex girlfriend now a rich lawyer and they're were MUCH more YDI's then FYL. Makes sense, but wtf is up with this one? YOU DESERVED IT FOR DUMPING HIM.

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Tsim- Given that I was one of the first commenters on both FMLs, I can guarantee you that his comment came afterwards - both this and that FML posted at the same time. Good fight, you lose.

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Pro tip: I'm a guy. Former Marine, now professional web developer. That is my girlfriend. Her name is V. And tsim, being hard with a keyboard not only makes you look like an idiot, but also removes all traces of potential masculinity that may once have existed in your puny body.

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I would totally bang your girlfriend, Vee -then she could break up with you for me... you could write a song about it, and viola! another rock star. It's funny how things go full circle. Oh, and tsim? He isn't worth the 75 cents his mom saved not wearing a condom when she got knocked up at the truck stop

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Umm. No. You posted your first comment at 19:57(Which is this FML). You posted your second at 20:01(Which is the FML you claim came afterwards). You lose, sir.

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Lol. A former Marine? Your profile says that you were born in '91. What, were you a Marine for less than a year? Or was the vast and complex settings of FML too hard for someone who creates websites?

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Uhh... No shit? First off, who the fuck was talking to you? Second, that was the entire point. It came AFTERWARDS. Can you read? Wait. You just answered my question. Oh yeah. You lose too. :D

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Real quick, I'll just correct myself. Mr Marine w/ a pic of "girlfriend" was talking shit and claiming this one came after the other one because the kid made a 'shit' joke. And he posted his comment on this before the other one. Make sense? Oh well.

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I'm going to respond to the multiple things addressed in this feed without any fucks given toward who asked/said them. - I was born in 1991. That makes me 20. I enlisted in DEP at 17 (may 2008) and finished basic in 2009 (started june 15 2009, finished Sept. 11, 3rd bt Lima). I was just recently medically discharged. Yes, former Marine. - That is my girlfriend. It's photoshopped for graphical effect, not "animated". If there is a picture of her on some app, you're more than welcome to point me in that direction as that app is most likely infringing intellectual property copyrights. This particular photo is part of a purchased package her photographer has available to magazines, etc. - Yes, my original comment was posted first on this one, then next on the other. I use the app, and tend to scroll down to what I last read, then read up from there. You know, chronologically.

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171- Woooow.... Did you figure that out all by yourself?? /sarcasm lmao my real name is Phillip McClellan. why would that suck? do you not like your cock touched, fag?

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So what you're telling me is you're not a former marine, but a fail one? You threw that shit out there like you deserved a fucking cookie or something. You didn't even finsh a single tour/service. Next. Okay. All I have to say to that is you're so full of shit, your eyes are brown. And finally, the ONLY reason why I started shit with you is because you talked shit to some kid who didn't show any fucking disrespect towards you and you insulted him for it JUST to go back on the thing you put him down for. You just admited that this one DID come first and you read it in chronological order. What if he did the same thing? If we have re-re's like you protecting this country, we're FUCKED. And if your stupid-ass is going to point out any mistakes I made in my spelling, it's 2:10am and I'm tired as fuck. Have fun trying to find shit to defend yourself with while you google pics of your girlfriend and beat off, you goofy fuck.

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@perdition 2 things... 1. why mention your job? simply saying youre a guy gets the point across that youre not female. 2. that photo makes your girlfriend look cg...and i cant work out why.

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lol perdition, ex marine ? well I'm an ex lapd swat officer who saved the drowning child from 3 tiger sharks with one arm whilst Kim Jong il was firing missiles . my girlfriend is Gisele bundchen, and if you see her online it's some copyright infringement shiit ... true story

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Aww... Where'd the pic of your girlfriend go, bro? You must of rented 'I Am Number Four' and saw that shit that can take photos off the internet and bought it on eBay. And because your girlfriend "V", oh wait, Vee* was so upset that her pictures were being posted on various sites and apps without her permission, with you being the nice guy you are and all decided to not repost it as your display to avoid it from happening again.

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Actually just so you know hes sadly not called Andy "Six" anymore because Nikki Six almost sued him 4 copying himD: he now just goes by his normal name which is Andy Biersack & yes that is Andy in the picture

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