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I once named a Pokemon after an ex girlfriend... Of course it was magikarp denoting how much of a "dead fish" she was in bed.

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#29, thanks, Didi! challan nailed me a couple days ago about my grammar slip-ups, so I just wanted to tease her playfully in return ;)

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Perdix, my friend, if my phone has messed with me, I apologize. I don't believe I have ever picked on you at all!!!

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#51, it was the one where the boyfriend dumped the OP with the mother giving him tips. I screwed up at least twice in my comment, and you pointed that out. Don't worry, I know with you it is all in good fun (as is my "picking" on you) ;)

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Naming the dog after you, that's weird, but talking to the dog like it is an actual person isn't that bad... I do it all the time. The good part is he can't tell me to shut up. :)

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Come to think of it, I talk very sweetly to my dog. If I talked to women that way, I'd probably get licked and humped a lot more :)

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Since the romantic aspect failed, the poor lad's trying to get a best friend out of the situation...

I once named a Pokemon after an ex girlfriend... Of course it was magikarp denoting how much of a "dead fish" she was in bed.

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I named my Ditto after my girlfriend after I found out that she had been sleeping with everyone. :(

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Well tbh #10 even if shes a dead magikarp in bed, ALL women know the splash attack....the trick is getting them to use it in battle lol

I don't want to jinx it, but unless he does it already, stalking will get on that list of odd behaviour. Be prepared OP.

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