Animals: Today, I found out my dog died. My mom had run over him while...

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By Saddogday - 09/02/2016 01:35 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found out my dog died. My mom had run over him while backing out of the driveway. Instead of taking him to the vet, she decided it was "too expensive" and ran over him again to put him out of his misery. FML

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