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By loser - 07/04/2016 19:59 - Canada - Rockland

Today, i found out my boyfriend is on tinder. His excuse for being on it, i have trouble trusting him since he was flirting with some girls on facebook and caught the messages between them. Now he blames everything on me, according to our friends, i need to apologize for going through his phone. fML

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