Love: Today, I found out my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook... - FML

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By lol - 26/04/2016 06:10 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I found out my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook relationship status. We live together.

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ziy_fml 15

Tuesday 26 April 2016 16:43

This has happened to me before sucked balls I say glue his balls to his thigh

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ziy_fml 15

Tuesday 26 April 2016 16:43

This has happened to me before sucked balls I say glue his balls to his thigh

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