Health: Today, I found out my allergies might be a sinus infection. I'm...

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By HarleenQuinzel19 - 26/04/2016 19:15 - United States - West Orange

Today, I found out my allergies might be a sinus infection. I'm allergic to allergy medicine so I can't take that to help, and my exam plays go up in two days. FML.

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APirate2010 14

Wednesday 27 April 2016 6:40

try local honey in hot tea, or on toast or however you like honey, to build up a tolerance and hot tea just helps in general

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APirate2010 14

Wednesday 27 April 2016 6:40

try local honey in hot tea, or on toast or however you like honey, to build up a tolerance and hot tea just helps in general

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