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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 26 May 2010 20:14 / Switzerland
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Well at least it's only a week! Don't itch it and hopefully it won't scar. In the meantime have your doctor prescribe a new medication, preferably one that you're not allergic to!

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yeah why would you sue, it's not like the doctors going to know what you're allergic to if you dont even know

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WHAT IS WITH THESE WIMPY FMLS I mean yeah that must hurt but the old fml stories were so much worse. about a month ago I saw an fml that said I confused a penguin for a cat WTF?

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OP couldn't sue unless the dr knowingly gave his patient a medication he knew his patient was allergic to. and in that case, OP should know what he is allergic to, know what he is being prescribed, and ask questions before taking said medication. come on people :/ I'm losing faith in the ability to think rationally here.

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31-I ripped a chest muscle fro a horrid cough and got prescribed a med I've never been on before and guess what? I got horrible hives on arms, legs and stomach. it can and does happen.

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gawsh I know right? it's ridiculous! how bout you show us some examples instead of whining because it seems your vocabulary isn't astounding.

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Ask your doctor to perscrible you some antibiotics; that will at least helpwith the rash. But yea, fyl with the coughing and muscle pain because of it.

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I know jessie. I just can't stand the immediate reaction to want to sue someone. half the time is doesn't make sense :/

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Hope- Exactly! And in most cases it'd take more time, money, and effort than it's worth! Conclusion: sueing on an impulse = foolish

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I pulled a stomach muscle turning over in my sleep the other night. it definitely is not something pleasant to wake up to :(

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blah blah blah blah. really that's all I see when u type. and umm since you don't know m and I don't know you then it makes everything easier :)

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43: Do you ever moderate the submitted FMLs? If you did you'd know that these are the best of what's submitted. When half the submissions are "OMG I tripped in front of my crush!" or "My gf was diagnosed with Blue Waffle" you gotta take what you can get. Suck it up or go elsewhere =

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*wow* I never knew a sheeps sound had an L in it. or maybe just some idiots think so. like someone who needs to lay low on the makeup

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@90 stfu was I talking to you? no and I don't care wat u say. your just a perverted guy who wants to see her boobs over the Internet. 

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pussy monster act your age. I was 17 and I never acted that. And if I wear a lot of makeup whats it to you? (go)(lick)(camel's)(toe) #94 stop being a problem maker.

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woah rawr and cookie y r u fighting as one famous guy on fml put it we r all just a big fml family this is a time for a song"why can't we be friends why can't we be friends...and then I forget the rest of the words"

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cookie why do you say shit about rawr #97 because cookie is a troll and your a little perv wanting rawr 2 remove letters

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trouble maker** #97 I didn't start anything. And I didn't say anything bad to her. She has this big ass lesbian crush on me. And I would date her but she needs to grow up.

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rawrcupcake isz friqqen FAKE ii see all ha damn pics all ova the Internet ( facebook myspace tinypic photobucket ] sthop usinq Otha pppls pics rawrSLUTface

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105 u have no room to talk you have a mustache take out a razor blade and stop commenting on other girls pics and I'll stop commenting on urs

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Rawr, there gonna make a profile and take all the photos you put as profile and i know shes not fake because she puts a different pic almost every week

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@112 She's the one who said I'm starting shit again when I only commented twice and I wasn't even talking to her. So shush

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116 i can prove it. not saying i am not. my myspace is myspace.com/rawrcupcakesz i have a facebook but i am never on it google me i guess Rose Palafox. And chris the guy from here also know as romskiies cant get on fml to tell you he met up with me yesterday. Also want my address ill give it to you.

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117 she can take pics from dha Otha gurl DURR rawr show us sum proof oo wait " yur camera broke or yu don't need to prove anythinq "

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y r people saying that's not her real picture? yeah like she's gonna go out and find someones picture and put it as her own

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who here has an iPhone and has the app call knocking videos. it's live recording video add me my username is rawrcupcakesz

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you lil girls need to stfu and stop trying to start useless arguments one the Internet just because you have no "friends" and she isn't fake fyi

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@134 rawr sorry for being a very mean person to you. I promise I won't say not one thing bad about or to you I was a very stupid person. I realized how I acted. I hope you forgive me.  and I believe that that's your picture and the mustache girl is lying to make you look bad. so will you forgive me?? :)

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idonthate your username doesn't fit you. and just let me get ready. I been lazy today and yeah give me about 1 hour and a half but I'll send you the picture

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no prob. rose, but they are fxcking annoying if your gonna threadjack make it funny and not stupid and immature. your parents should disconnect you from the Internet lol

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haha I told you my park was tiny. And FYI Chris is better looking in person. but yeah let me get off so I can take the damn picture.

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Yea and I'm sorry for watevr I did to you. I don't feel like scrolling up. Ive done that too many times today lol. Did rawr see my apology???

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idonthate y is it important even if she is fake? if u prove she is fake what are you gonna gain from it. If I were u rawr I wouldn't prove anything to someone who talks trash on the internet. You dont have to prove anything to anyone...especially a internet hater. OP that sucks for u and I hope u get better!

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no dha bxtch isz FAKE bcuz I know the REAL gurl in those picz she sent me a VIDEO if yu wanna see iht MSG me

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okay? Chris I guess the person you saw yesterday was a ghost lol. haha I just need to striaghten my hair and picture is almost going to get done.

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apparently so rose, apparently that wasn't you who I kicked it with at the park :O pinche estupida de mierda callate Nina que no entiende

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angel I am just fine thankyou for asking!:) I'm eating sweetarts, so it's impossible to be anything else. what about yourself?:D

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Holy shit. Reading idonthate's comments is like reading a mentally retarded second grader's comments. And why do you people care so much about Rawr's pic? Oh ya, you don't have a life.

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I'm trying to say that your not 1 of those ppl who just put pics of abs and never change it I think you had a black and white pic

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173. learn English please? thanks! ps. if you want to make rawr look stupid, key is to stop typing like a retarded monkey on crack.

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Jimmy if you tell Adrianna, Jessie, Rawr, or any of the other pretty girls on this thing I swear to god I will find you and make your life miserable. love you! <3 :D

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damn that would be like 4375 wives. and 1 hubby :D I wuv my jakey. I think though if you look at it, I'm the man in this relationship lol. FUCK!

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LMAO SAAAM! you got a shitload of wives! kinda been too busy to check fml hahaaa. im glad you havent forgotten about me <3 and this thread is hilarious hhaha SOMEONE needs to learn how to spell!

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Lmfao at Rawr. Your pic is amazing and totally owns all these stupid whores who called you fake :)

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well I tried to post that I won't be on for awhile. Chris my stepmom is getting worst. They just move her to a better hospital. I am freaken scared.

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I love YOU Samm :D And aww Hailey! Haha! Gimme YOUR hair! and you totally remind me of someone but i cant put my finger on it ahhh

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Jimmy: that's cause mine are dull and boring! sometimes the turn green though. I have a picture it's pretty cool :) I'd switch looks with anyone lol.

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ky! my other wifey :) <3 idk it was just that one chic. she does it alot, I started messaging her one day and to be honest I have no idea what she was talking about cause iHHT LUKED LiEK DiHHSS. she needs to grow up.

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Sam- Shut up before I punch you in the face! You are freaking gorgeous and don't need to change a thing. So just be happy! :) Adriana- Reread that ^ And insert your name! :)

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You're 243928th favorite wifey =P Hi Sam! Rose, if you're still here you're lovely. Idonthate is probably a 53 year old hairy man. Ick!

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please like this photo! its for a contest! http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=12360470&id=583770415&subject=145124458773

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shut the fuck up u stupid whore......she didn't do or say anything to u so obviously ur lacking in family love an u need attention from random strangers......got ur back cup cake 

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Yes ma'am. How're you? Ra-ra- I have absolutely nooo clue! Someone said Rose's picture was fake and then I got tired of reading.

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I've missed you too Sam :P. You and Jess actually haha, feels like I haven't heard from you two in awhile. And thank you Jess (: I just got my new tat done tonight and had to take a pic of it because SOMEONE forced me.. *points to Ky-ky*

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Landen, my iPhone doesn't have a case on it. Yah, Sam. I just got it done like a couple hours ago.. Still stings like shit.

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I'm sorry big brother :( that sounds alot worse than my hand-stab inncident this morning lol. funyon boy! how have you been?:)

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to recap for all who became confuzzled through the scrolling conondrum basically two trolls started trolling on rose, then one sai sorry and the other kept at her nagging & what not even tho I personally know she isn't fake and yea.. & I'll be back around 3 hrs or so from now gonna hit the gumskiies at 1030 at night I <3 24hr fitness :D

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to be honest I haven't smoked all day ral. but I'd love to get some of that shit like that commercial...when the chick talks to her dog. haha those commercials are so fucking retarded. funyon boy is doingg good besides my stubed toe that hurts likaa bitch, how about Sammy girl?(:

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oh yeah I totally did it on purpose! no I was screwing around in class with a very sharp pencil and it got stuck in my hand then i pulled it out after a while then I started bleeding everywhere lol. I should probably clean it. I hope I don't get lead poisioning! :O that would suck.

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Ra- Well it looks good! Sorry it hurts though...should I kiss it and make it better? *mwah* There ya go! Better?

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Sammypie- Pencils have graphite not lead, so I think you're safe :) Unless it gets an infection! Put some neosporin on that thing!

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I think pencils are made of graphite now, so you shouldn't get lead poisoning, I think? Sammie I don't think you should be allowed around sharp objects. You need to get a personal-size dry erase board.

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haha I love you guys :) yeah i'll stick to ballpoint pens from now on. and thank god! I hate any type of poisioning. god damn it I'm out of blue sweetarts.

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flyers suck flyers suck haha I actually kinda wish u guys had a chance of winning the Stanley cup against Chicago but u don't which sucks because I hate Chicago blackhawks I'm a Canucks fan so Better hope Philly kills Chicago and wins doubt it tho and op I'm so sorry that sucks

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Landen dude, everything you write makes me laugh lol.. I've never seen that commercial, bruh. Sam, I've done that so many times haha. How come you never take care of yourself when you're hurt lol? Last time you hurt your side playing soccer or something you just let it bleed, do you like seeing your bodily fluids spew everywhere :o? Anna, thank you for your compliment :). I know I make you mad A LOT, but I'm sorry.. You just infuriate me sometimes and I know I should say something to try t

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We lovee you too! (Ithinkyoushouldcomeletmekissitwifey;) Ra-ra, I don't know who Anna is but you say mean things a lot! You should really work on that.

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Raleigh: no you shouldve seen me Saturday! you know my scab? it ripped off and I found out when my blood was all over heather and I looked down to find pretty much my whole arm bleeding AGAIN. worse than the first time, so we got a cloth taped to it so I didn't bleed on people and heathers clothes lol. but when we got to her house the cloth was stuck to my ugly ugly fleshy arm, so we ripped it off then it started bleeding again and I passed out. it was pretty interesting.

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Omg Ra I just Internet kissed your sore newly tattooed arm and you just blow my off?How rude! (ha that makes me think of Full House :))

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Ky-ky, I do NOT say mean things a lot. Also, I get my old account back manana. Let's hope I can make it until then without something else stupid happening. Anna, why do you love to piss me off?

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Jess I seriously didn't see that comment lol, forrealskies. Thank you for the kiss :P, even though now that you've kissed it you probably have A&D ointment all over your lips haha.. Sam, I'm going to put you into hospital seriously. I know you've lost like half your blood by now haha.

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Ra- I think you look adorable with that confuzzled look on your face! Ahaha :D)) Sam- Oh jeez, your poor, poor unborn children :/

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You better not bleed on my mouth though! Wifey, how do you expect me to have our children if you can't even take care of a fish?! Poor thing! haha

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never seen that commercial ral? hmm.well it is pretty old. Kylie! I'mswitchingtomyfunyonsaccountsoreplyonthataccount

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I'm sorry! lol :) I'll take classes. holy fuck really? guess who's bleeding again -.- lol. stupid stairs.. jesus christ! one day I'm going to accidently kill myself.

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Thank you Jess haha, that's my normal face though :P. Anna, I will not accept your compliment just yet :P. I must argue you down a little bit more before I decide to give into your wants (: Lol, the FML ladies love me? Pshh, I've got more haters on this site now than people that love me.. I'm not too popular for you, I promise :). And don't tell me you don't know about this when you already do, you just don't want to admit it ;)

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I'm actually a pretty good chef, so I could make you something a lot better than a 'sammich' if you'd prefer :) Lol, I like my kitchen :( and you didn't even help me paint it so you don't really have a say on how it looks :P. Just saying. I hate seeing spots on my wall I missed.. My sheets have been clean, so it's safe to lay on them. I'm OCD about that also, so you won't have to worry.

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If you forget you have a fish for 5 months, you definitely need more than a class Sammie =P You hurt yourself AGAIN? You need a giant bubble to walk around in. Landen I already replied on ispitflames. Sooo go read it then write me back on funyons(:

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fuckkk Kylie I hate you. making me logout of this account& login to another account to read a Msg then logout of that account then login to this account then expect me to remember what your Msg was about? ahhhhhh fml! too much for landennn :p

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Yes silly landen. Copy and paste into word! You hate me? What about all those things you said? :'(

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it really does... that's why u should go for home made remedies they taste weird but are effective no like regular medicine that cures one thing but with side effects gives u another to take care of...

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