Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Your instinct was right, because it’s good to laugh life off. Follow the instructions below, and if your story gets through the moderation process, it'll published in the next 24 hours or so.
This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
By Anonymous - 19/01/2016 00:58 - United States - Mccomb
Today, I found out about a thing called "workman's compensation." I hate my job and don't get paid much, so I went to lengths to hurt myself badly in the hope of getting paid for it. Only afterward was I informed my shift had ended two minutes earlier. FML.