Intimacy: Today, I found out a good friend is gay... Now this wouldn't... - FML

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By DeadpoolFuckers - 22/02/2016 03:36 - United States - Grand Island

Today, I found out a good friend is gay... Now this wouldn't be a problem if he hadn't took me to a park and them made out with me. Due to major anxiety issues I froze up and he just sat there and made out with me. After he walked away I just stood there. I am not gay. FML

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