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By MissKenxx94 - 14/02/2016 04:37 - United States - Dearborn

Today, I found my engagement ring that had been missing for a couple days. I found it in my baby's poopy diaper, whether he found it and stashed it there or he swallowed it a couple days ago. FML

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