Miscellaneous: Today, I found maggots in one of the loofahs in my shower. I've...

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By Never Again - 10/03/2016 07:43 - United States - Staffordsville

Today, I found maggots in one of the loofahs in my shower. I've since thrown all three of them out, and bleached the entire shower. I'm never using a loofah again. FML.

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