This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
Today, I forgot I had left my 2 vibrators in my hotel bed (we're on vacation). I got to know the maid really well, and I came back to the room realizing she had cleaned. One of my vibrators was sitting on the nightstand on a paper towel (awkward), the bed was made, and my other one was missing. FML