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Can't you find her through some mutual friends/acquaintances or something? Worst case scenario, you can call the police and tell them what happened and that you assume it was your (ex-)girlfriend, since she's disappeared too. Good luck :)

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She thought he wasn't coming back, so she decided not to try and contact him, steal his belongings, run away, and change her number. Makes sense.

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Can't you find her through some mutual friends/acquaintances or something? Worst case scenario, you can call the police and tell them what happened and that you assume it was your (ex-)girlfriend, since she's disappeared too. Good luck :)

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Surprise, OP! You've been Punk'd! I'm sure Ashton Kutcher is on his way. Meanwhile, I'd pretend to be the STD Division of the Health Department and call her family, desperate to reach her with "urgent news." she'll come around faster than a Kardashian on an NBA team.

Try common friends? E-mail? Facebook? Facebook might seem like a lame idea, but it's not breaking up, you don't have to behave properly, especially since your girlfriend didn't. And it might be useful.

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Unfortunately not for a few months. And even then, the DOJ gives no fucks and is still gonna crack down on it, regardless of State Law and the Constitution.

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Nah, just because the people voted for legalized pot doesn't mean the GOP's going to smile and wave at people smoking.

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44 - you are going to need a good case of alcoholism as well, to qualify for that position!!!

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My first fan? Well whip out the champagne, this calls for celebration! *soaks everyone on the comment section, then realises that reply button, refresh button and X button are gone and I have no idea where I live now*

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