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Can't you find her through some mutual friends/acquaintances or something? Worst case scenario, you can call the police and tell them what happened and that you assume it was your (ex-)girlfriend, since she's disappeared too. Good luck :)

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Can't you find her through some mutual friends/acquaintances or something? Worst case scenario, you can call the police and tell them what happened and that you assume it was your (ex-)girlfriend, since she's disappeared too. Good luck :)

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Surprise, OP! You've been Punk'd! I'm sure Ashton Kutcher is on his way. Meanwhile, I'd pretend to be the STD Division of the Health Department and call her family, desperate to reach her with "urgent news." she'll come around faster than a Kardashian on an NBA team.

Try common friends? E-mail? Facebook? Facebook might seem like a lame idea, but it's not breaking up, you don't have to behave properly, especially since your girlfriend didn't. And it might be useful.

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