By too slow - 18/01/2012 05:09 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said, "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML
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Nikkitaria 9

She could have been lying just to get the upper hand in the situation. You pretty much just broke up with her, she doesn't want to look like she's affected by it. Or maybe she's a cheating bitch, I don't know.

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UrLyfSuxx 0

You're better without her.

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bobbycorwen 5

This can be interpreted as "You're slacking boy," or "You're slacking, boy." I am going with calling him a name and insulting him.

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harshpatel009 4

Oh I'm sorry I didn't know I was still in English class, my bad. I'm kind of an illiterate twit though, I'll give you that. Oh, and I really like touching myself and watching Snooki punch people out at random bars. Sometimes at the same time. Christ, I need to get out more. Speaking of which, my mum's making me do the laundry now so I have to go. Love and kisses. XX

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bobbycorwen 5

That don't not make cents.

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harshpatel009 4

It ain't supposed to Bobby. You have so much to learn boy.

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mango260 9

Good for her! It's always good to get a head start ;D

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ImSoEffedUp 10

Wow! She's way ahead of u...,? Good thing you've put her behind u now dude.... I'm sure you're better off without her....

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Mimosa2 1

I can't believe that you didnt notice that ... Signs are always there when it comes to cheating !!! Maybe you were blinded by love ... FYL and start acting already :)

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Deemee 3

What if she had been very upset about breaking up? Seems to me that this makes the whole thing easier - you both want the same thing.

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msjoyfull84 0

What a bitch........... And a *****.

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TheVirtuoso 5

Yeah, she sure won. She got AIDS way before you. *strikes a tally on a blackboard*

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jason_ide 0

Next time be more committed to the relationship. She probably knew you were gonna leave so she milked you for all your worth. Next time end it sooner. Retard!

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KeyboardWarrior 10

So basically you are saying to never break up, considering that's basically what he did. By being more committed you mean to say that he should stay with the next girl forever?

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