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By pissedoffdad - 24/03/2016 07:40 - United States - Sunland
Today, I finally put the kids to sleep after 3 hours of lullabies, as soon as I went to bed this asswipe with the loudest car ever revs his car and launches like a thunderbolt down the street setting the alarms off on every car on the street. Now the kids are up again. FML