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By Anonymous - 10/03/2016 01:28 - United States - Durham

Today, I finally had the courage to tell the boy I've liked for the last 6 months I like him. Today was also the day he decided to confess to me who he liked. It wasn't me. Not even close. I broke up with my boyfriend for this guy because I thought he liked me. FML

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