By esb - 13/08/2009 15:23 - Canada

Spicy
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "eat it, eat it!" FML
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aback 4

So dress up like a cop. ...on second thought, an "under the bed" doughnut would be a dealbreaker, anyway.

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Abby97 0

Wow. Poor you, but if you really like him try to put up with weird fetishes. :)

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LatinoHeat 0

YDI for fooling around with a guy who looks like Clay Aiken.

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doubleAbattery 0

What is it with you and Clay Aiken?

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EndZone 0

LMFAOOOOOOOOO that's hilarious. Especially considering how he "snarled" it. LOL

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eddy7 0

give him what you want, and he'll give you what you want. simple.

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NobodyUKnow 0

How is this gross, someone explain? I agree with SOMAgirl. I don't see the problem.

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RiaEV 0

It was UNDER the bed. Not in a box or bag on the table or anything normal like that, but actually UNDER his bed. Would you eat icky floor doughnuts?

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