By Anonanon - 12/07/2011 17:10 - United Kingdom

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Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been flirting with for months. Immediately after he gave me the 'let's just be friends' speech then left for work, accidentally locking me in his apartment. I had to call his ex girlfriend to come let me out. She smirked. FML
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sxe_beast 11

Wait, how do you get locked IN an apartment? Isn't the point of a door and lock to keep people OUT?

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ktsthrlnd 3

kinda creepy how his ex still has a key...and that you know she does...and that you know her....hmmm

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duran021 0

you can't get locked in an apartment..nice fake FML

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babyblue666 1

how do u get locked inside an apartment? arent the locks inside?

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BallsMcLongcock4 8

Locked in? I think someone has to explain to you how a door lock works! .... or is it some really old door?

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rocker135 0

she smirked because she got locked in too

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PrincessC23 0

It must take a special kind of stupid to get locked in. YDI

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chaoticnh 0

I would've done a double decker and raided the fridge. must be a trusting guy to leave before you after given the "friends speech"

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sourgirl101 28

Okay, I had to urban dictionary "double decker" Totally WICKED!! haha!

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sweet_blue 3

that is what I was wondering?

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sourgirl101 28

Am I the only person that has deadbolt locks? Yes, you can get locked "in" your home. Every home I've lived in had iron bars too so no breaking a window to get out either. *Sign of the times!*

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