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By 6MoreMonthsOfWinter - 20/02/2016 15:19 - United States - Houston
Today, I finally had sex with a guy I really liked after a self-imposed dry spell. Afterward, he quoted Barney Stinson, saying 'girls are like gremlins; don't feed them, don't get them wet and don't let them sleep over'. Guess that's my cue to leave. FML