Love: Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, I've had... - FML

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By TyrantOverSeer - 13/03/2016 07:57 - United States - New Bern

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask out my crush, I've had feelings for her for a while now, and when I asked her out, she thought I wasn't serious and broke down in tears. I then had to confess my love for her, she then thought I was too serous and wasn't what she needed, FML.

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