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By Anonymous - 14/01/2017 08:50

Today, I finally got an after school job with good hours and pretty good pay. My mum wants me to quit before I even start because it's apparently too far away. This is the same woman who wanted to send me to America for a year for the exact same job.

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GhostFox 33

Monday 30 January 2017 14:59

Sounds like she cares more about being in control of you than she does about the benefits for you. Firmly but politely insist on the job.

CreativeName1 6

Friday 20 January 2017 4:29

In America, everything is far away.

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CreativeName1 6

Friday 20 January 2017 4:29

In America, everything is far away.

GhostFox 33

Monday 30 January 2017 14:59

Sounds like she cares more about being in control of you than she does about the benefits for you. Firmly but politely insist on the job.

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