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By kodiebear - 17/08/2016 02:23 - Australia

Today, I finally discovered why I cant rid my bedroom of the scent of urine. Turns out my neighbour likes to practice his aim through the knot in the fence when he is outside smoking. The fence separates my bedroom window from his porch. There is pee on the glass. FML
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lukcy_basartd 11

I'd say its time to super glue some razor blades inside that knot, or you know, seal it up with something that won't send such a violent message. Or go knock on his door and hash it out like men. Honestly, option B is what you really oughta do. Goodluck OP!

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blackrose1996 11

Might want to tell him if he doesn't stop you will call the cops it's illegal for him to pee in your yard

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lukcy_basartd 11

I'd say its time to super glue some razor blades inside that knot, or you know, seal it up with something that won't send such a violent message. Or go knock on his door and hash it out like men. Honestly, option B is what you really oughta do. Goodluck OP!

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blackrose1996 11

Might want to tell him if he doesn't stop you will call the cops it's illegal for him to pee in your yard

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Host2phats 21

i think my problem would be looking out the window and seeing his dick while I was just curious as to what was going on.

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