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By WhyAmISoStupid - 27/05/2016 23:01 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself after months of being bullied in my PE lessons. This resulted in my bursting into tears in front of everyone and I have a meeting with the head teacher on Monday due to my disruptive behavior. I'm a laughing stock for trying to defend myself. FML.

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flowersbloom 5

Saturday 28 May 2016 19:28

I'm really sorry people are jerks.

will968 15

Monday 30 May 2016 3:18

Why what happened?

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flowersbloom 5

Saturday 28 May 2016 19:28

I'm really sorry people are jerks.

will968 15

Monday 30 May 2016 3:18

Why what happened?

Dark_Cecilia 20

Monday 30 May 2016 5:10

And things like this is why bullying is such a big problem in society. Try to stand up for yourself, and you get it turned back on you somehow because no one wants to do anything to help

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